It’s powerful being Martha Stewart’s assistant, who was ordered to reorganize the home diva’s mountain of magnificence and medical merchandise . . . together with enema kits.
Martha magnanimously blogged about how her private assistant, Shqipe Berisha, was tasked with sorting her kaleidoscope of cosmetics into labeled clear plastic tubs within the basement dressing room of her “winter home.”
Stewart wrote, “One after the other, Shqipe removes gadgets from the bins and re-categorizes each merchandise, re-evaluating what continues to be usable and discarding gadgets which can be too outdated or expired. This course of is tedious, however it’s all the time a good suggestion to scrub out make-up and different magnificence care provides each few months.”
Following the purge, Stewart proudly posted photographs of the orderly completed product, together with one shot revealing a full labeled field of “enema kits” (stated to be a final resort for folks with constipation . . . certainly M. Diddy couldn’t undergo this, in spite of everything her wholesome consuming recommendation?), one other field for “specimen collections,” “medicated patches” plus a bath of “tablets” subsequent to what seems to be an costly tub of La Mer physique lotion and Korean face masks.
Shqipe additionally organized Stewart’s garments “by merchandise after which by colour,” plus a complete wall of sneakers.
So as to add insult to enema, this basement isn’t even Martha’s major closet.
“Along with my expansive closet upstairs, this part of my very giant basement is devoted to further garments, sneakers, cosmetics and different beauty-care provides,” she added.